A whole new, hilarious year of foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity airheadedness, and shocking ignorance. Politicians, celebrities, CEOs, athletes�between the unhinged talk-show interviews and the Twitter rants, you�d think they�d learn when to zip their lips! Not so, and lucky for us, because the laughs abound. Every day of this bestselling calendar features a hilarious quote that will live on forever in the hall of fame of utter idiocy. Al Gore throwing shade: A zebra cannot change its spots. Sportscaster Ray French narrating a ballgame: And he�s got the icepack on his groin there, so it�s possibly not the old shoulder injury. . . . Plus facepalm-inducing examples, like the news headline: FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT.